Thursday, July 1, 2010

The lighter side

A guy wasdriving down a country road when he saw a sign in front of a house,
'Talking Dog forSale '
He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in thebackyard.
The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..'You talk?' he asked.
'Yes,' the Lab replied.
'So, what's the story?'

The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about mygift, and in no time at all they had me flying from country to country, sittingin rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would beeavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.'
'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting anyyounger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to dosome undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I gotmarried, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wantedfor the dog.
'Ten bucks.' the man said.
'Ten dollars!!?? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.'